Contact Us

Really? Could You Hang Anything Dumber From Your Truck?

Does anyone else hate this as much as I do? What’s with the sack of balls hanging from people’s truck hitches? I always want to pull these people over and ask them what their purpose is in life.

Or how about any kind of bumper sticker that has the word “Hooters” in it? Do you really think women see that and think, “Oh wow, he’s awesome, I definitely need to get with him.” Trust me, that’s not the case.

Whenever I see guys who have any of these stickers or have a ball sack hanging from their truck, I instantly think they must be compensating for something. I picture MAJOR shrinkage…and there’s no water in sight.

Best of 1390 The Fan

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://1390thefan.com using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for The Fan Locker Room quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive The Fan Locker Room contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.