really?

As someone who’s a borderline, compulsive hand-washer, one of the things that grosses me out the most is when people don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.

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To the jerk-off driving in front of me on the way home yesterday,

Clean the snow off your car, fool! The whole way home it was pow, pow, pow…dodging snow chunks. It was like my own personal blizzard coming at me every 10 seconds.

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Maybe it’s just me, but does anyone else get annoyed when TV shows flash people’s twitter comments during the program?

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I was at the grocery two nights ago and I was really hoping that on a Monday night, the place would be close to empty. I couldn't have been more wrong. However, that wasn't the problem.

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We all get these emails from people, right? They always start with, “Just a friendly reminder” or “Just a friendly note to say…” Why do people feel the need to start emails this way?

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I was out taking my pup for a walk through my neighborhood last night and I saw six houses with Christmas lights still lit up. Six! There’s always one dumbass in every neighborhood that keeps them up for way too long, but six?! Come on!

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For some reason I’m noticing this more and more lately. I’m on the interstate or highway and the car behind me has their high beams on. Are drivers getting dumber? Isn't it common sense that you don’t drive up on someone or drive on the interstate at all with your bright lights on, not to mention it’s illegal?

It’s such as a$$hole thing to do

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Have you noticed how every store now has some sort of reward or savings program? Soon your purse or wallet will be packed with nothing but cards and numbers and you feel like you can’t shop at a store without having the “Rewards Card”

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The best thing that’s happened to my workplace in a long time is when a co-worker walked in on another co-worker sitting on the toilet. To make it even better, this bathroom is just a one toilet room that’s basically in the middle of a huge cubicle area

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Everyone knows what happens the first few weeks of the New Year, right? Packed gyms filled with hopeful people looking to keep their resolutions. Don’t worry, in a month or two, those people will give up and all will be back to normal

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