Kim Kardashian

The St. Paul Saints held a "Name the Pig" contest to select the names of their two pig mascots. The names that were chosen are Kim Lardashian and Kim Hamphries. The two pigs will spend the season at Midway Stadium in St. Paul in wedded bliss. The names make fun of Minnesota basketball star and Nets' NBA player Kris Humphries short marriage to reality star Kim Kardashian.

Reality star and famous dater of athletes Kim Kardashian looks like she has her eyes on America’s newest jock sensation. In a related story, the sun rose and set today. Yup, Jeremy Lin, the Harvard graduate point guard who has revitalized the New York Knicks and energized the entire sports world is now in the laser-sights of America’s premiere athlete paramour. According to a report in Media Takeout, Kim thinks Jeremy is “cute.” Run, Jeremy! Run away now.