Really? Untuck Your Damn Sweater!
You ever see these people who tuck everything into their pants? And unfortunately, it’s usually the people who shouldn’t be tucking in anything. Sweaters, jerseys, or any sort of jacket should not be tucked in, ever! I know a guy like this and I told him to untuck his sweater the other day and just like that, he lost about 20 pounds.
I always say, if you’re going to be that guy who tucks in your sweater, why don’t you just tuck your pants into your socks and complete the ensemble of looking like a complete jackass.
While I’m at it, I have one other tip: Turn your baseball cap around and watch yourself gain 30 IQ points. I’m simply trying to help one loser at a time.
I mean Really!
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