Krissy Krabtree

Unfortunately, summer is officially over, school has started and back to reality. I took quite a few vacations this summer and I could probably do an entire series on flying alone, but the one I'm starting with is a certain flight attendant I got to experience. Normally, flight attendants I've flown with are so over-the-top friendly that you want to pop your eyes out with spoons, but then this guy comes along.

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Are people still not wearing their seatbelts? Isn’t that kind of 1970s? As a kid, I remember rolling around in the back of our station wagon while my parents were driving. No one cared. I’m not even sure there were seatbelts in the car.

That was a different time and now wearing your seatbelt is no

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Tell me this happens at other workplaces besides mine. We had a potluck at my office on Monday and had lots of potato chips and other snacks leftover. By Tuesday afternoon, I walk into our lunchroom and people had all the bags of chips, cookies, etc open on the table.

I

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With our lives becoming busier and busier each day, who has time to watch TV anymore? Luckily, we can rely on our DVR, right? That’s pretty much how a majority of us are now watching TV. We have the luxury of recording it and watching it when we have free time. And we are committed to our shows and ex

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Dear Littering Sh*tbag,

If you are wondering how the McDonald’s bag that you threw out of your window leaving the McDonald’s parking lot ended up in your yard, it was me.

I have been seeing way too much littering lately and seeing you toss your fast food bag out of your car window without a care in t

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Do you know how many cell phones have traces of poop on them? 1 in 6. Look up right now. You see five other people? It’s probably your phone. We all know why this is happening, right?

Don’t you

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This could pretty much write itself, couldn’t it? I can’t even believe that I still see this out on the roads, but there it was in black and white yesterday while driving home from work. Texting and driving and this jackass lady wasn’t even trying to hide it, even though it’s illegal.

First of all, she’

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I called my dentist's office last week to make an appointment. Seems like a fairly uneventful task, right? So, I make the call and a receptionist picks up. "Hello, blah-blah Dentist office, how may I help you?"

"I'd like to schedule an appointment for a check-up."

"Ok, would mo

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I always thought that most people want to get in and out of the grocery store as quickly as possible, so when did we decide that we need to bring the entire family and make grocery shopping the biggest thing that's ever happened to your family? Does it need to be a family outing? And if grocery shopping is considered a family outing for you, well, that just sucks.

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I was at work the other day and I heard someone say, “There’s no such thing as a dumb question.” First of all, that’s such a generic thing to say to someone. And second, what? Are you frickin’ kidding me? People

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