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Really? Why Do I Want to Puke as You Eat?
I was out at a restaurant for dinner a few nights ago and there was a couple next to me with such bad table manners, that I wanted to seriously hurt them. They get their meal and the entire time it’s, *smack, smack, smack* chewing with their mouths open and the food is actually falling out of their mouths and then they grab it and eat it again. Disgusting!
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Really? You Gave Out WHAT For Halloween?
No one is forced to participate in Halloween, right? You could’ve easily left your outside lights off and you shouldn't have been bothered. However, if you chose to hand out candy last week or some sort of treat to kids, how about NOT handing out broccoli and carrots!?
And yes, I like to eat healthy too and maybe that’s you what you thinking when you decided to hand this out, but I doubt it
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Really? Can You Say Walk of Shame?
I was out early last Sunday morning and it’s always kind of easy to pick these people out, but being there were lots of Halloween parties last weekend, made it even easier. There’s no other reason to see a woman, dressed up as the Bride of Frankenstein, walking down the street at 8am Sunday morning unless she’s doing the good old, classic Walk of Shame
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Really? Who Walks Into A Lamp Post?
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Really, Checkbook Users?
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Really? Why Do I Want To Beat My Co-Worker?
We all have a person like this at our workplace, right? Someone who is annoying yet can be funny, but basically just acts like a complete jackass. This person is sometimes a cubemate or someone you have to share an office with, but in my case it’s the guy about 10 feet away from me on the other side of the wall.
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Really? How Much Stuff Do You Need To Bring?
I was out driving a lot this past weekend and since it was one of the last beautiful weekends, it was clear everyone was anxious to get outside. I’m driving down the interstate, in the Right lane by the way; no Left lane cruising on my watch, and I notice this vehicle pulling a trailer.
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Really? Does ANYONE Know the Left Lane is for Passing Only?
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Really? Who Packages This Stuff?
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Really? Who Crapped in the Pool?
I was at an awesome hotel a few weeks ago and my friends and I were hanging at the pool. Just as we’re really relaxing and swimming, the lifeguard comes by and tells everyone to get out of the pool. I’m thinking ok, it must have been a little kid who had an accident, threw up or something like that
